Some punk loser rants on about life in general (not the MxPx album).

 
Something Awful

"I changed the subject and told him I could conceivably write the article about him. He seemed to like this idea and told me a long and excessively convoluted story about a ten year old addict who came in trying to pick up his mother's methadone allotment. Jake explained that even though the kid brought his mother's photo ID ("the kind you get at one of those camera stores") they couldn't give it to anyone but the woman. So like an hour later the kid comes in with his mother, only she's in a beat up wheelchair and she's not talking. It turns out the kid wheeled his (or someone's) dead mother into the methadone clinic trying to get her drugs. Jake grabbed him when he tried to run and said the kid bit him and screamed "AIDS!". Luckily he didn't bite through Jake's shirt and the cops hauled the kid off."

This is the first time I've even seen an article on something awful that was more sad than funny. I find it amazing that there would be enough addicts to line up for ages.

The gayfuel thing underneath is funny though.
posted by muskawo at 6/30/2004 01:15:00 PM