Some punk loser rants on about life in general (not the MxPx album).
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Sunday, December 28, 2003
Funny quotes from the last couple of days...
"How can you tell they're Russian?" - me
"Because they're in a hurry!" - About three people in my family, all at once at the christmas table.
My Grandfather has been on morphine beacuse of his cancer and he was halucinating for a while that there were russians in his room while he slept. He's not one of those scary old grandfathers who are senile, BTW. So it makes the stories wierd and kinda cool. Did you know you can trip out when you're doing chemo, too?
This kinda reminds me of when dan and I were down on the beach one night and the "reds" were after me. Damn reds.
"So he's part of the Aryan (sp) race then, right?" - Me
"Yeah, and he won it" - Kirby.
Okay, so this one isn't as funny on screen as it was when my sister said it. We were talking about pirates funnily enough.She said that all pirates originally came from Tasmania (which was still Van Deimiens (sp?) land at the time) and moved to the Carribien eventually. Guybrush was from switzerland and his father was swedish, but his stepfather was dutch, and he married his mother when she was eight months pregnant, and gave guybrush his name. It was his father's slaves name from when he was living in South Africa for a short period of time and married a Croatian Woman named Elaine Dokich. Also, Guybrushes real father's name is Ikea Jones, and he started the chain of ikea store across the globe. He was also in abba for a short period of time. Guybrush has a step brother who he never met, and of course, his real brother Lechuck (whose name apparently means "the throw" in french). His step brother died looking for spices in China.
My sister is insane.
Hey, I should make a new year's resolution....
Okay, it is...
To get real fit and buff and to get a full time job and move out of home and start a punk band and go see dashboard live sometime.
