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Saturday, October 04, 2003
Things of the week...Brought to you by Micky Dee's
Blowup of the week goes to Chris Carrabba for this wonderful outburst, as told by someone on the DC forums:
Re: Re: salem show! (Sunday 11:46 pm)
at a break in the 1st song, chris said something like "c'mon man, don't just stand there and give me the finger the whole show.." they went back into the song, but chris stopped on his own a minute later, and the rest of the band finally noticed and stopped playing.. chris then told the guy that if he had a problem, he could come onstage.. chris offered the guy the mic, and said the crowd would part ways for him.. i'm not sure of the guys response, but chris asked him if he was too much of a "f*ckin' p*ssey" to come up, and called him (deservedly) an *sshole.. then he said something like "get this guy out of here, get him his money back", then he appologized, then they played on.. he appologized a second time a few songs later..
Ouch, he's really got a potty mouth I'd usually expect to hear from Mr Durst, or Mr Mathers! Word is Chris is soon to be releasing a side project ep of hip hop songs, entitiled:
"Don't touch my ho's or I'll fucking cap yo wit my glock, biatch" with such soon-to-be hits as...
"Carry this piece for luck"
"This bitter Ill"
"booty calls" and the timeless
"The sharp hint of my boot in yo' fucking ass, fool"
Here's some examples of lyrics...
"On the way home
this bentley hears my confessions
i think tonight I'll take the long way
in this ghetto
the boys outside are fighting
over whos got the baggiest clothes"
Fucktard of the week Goes to Justin "I'm loving it" Timberlake...
Is this ad meant to make you think that if you eat McDonalds you'll become cool and get to go out with Britney for awhile until she dumps you and you suddenly decide you're black and cry about your dogs on a bad cable tv show?? McDonalds makes you fat and stupid. Nothing else.
...And also to the Ataris.
SO you signed to a major so more people would hear you make shitty cover songs? You're not kidding anyone guys, you did it for the bling bling and we all know it. But just one question, does the radio still suck, or are you okay with it now it plays your aural fecal matter? (even my dad thinks these guys sold out, and he usually thinks I'm a music snob)
Funny coincedence of the week (but not really a coincidence.)
The Distillers are touring with QOTSA. Wow, I bet a blind man behind a brick wall on a foggy night still saw that one coming. Maybe Brodie and that lead singer from QOTSA will fuck on stage while burning Rancid merchandise? Really Brodie, it's not cool, Courtney did the whole "social climbing by fucking rock stars to gain attention you talent bankrupt music would never get you otherwise" thing years ago, and she did drugs too! Makes me embarresed to think how close I live to "a tropical London".
Magazine i still hate this week : Rolling stone
Seriously, do the editors of this mag really believe anyone besides 14 year olds pay attention to this waste of paper? Hurry up and put "teen" at the start of your title and get it over with.
Best song I downloaded this week : I fell asleep on my arm by the aquabats
I loved this song the first time I heard it on Mondo Bizzaro. It still cracks me up.
