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Sunday, October 26, 2003
SCHOOLGATE By Cara and Mathieu. Disclaimer Episode 1Ê ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "God am I glad that class is over. "Cara said so Melissa, who was shoving some books in her locker. They both noticed the others walking up to the downball courts, so they followed. On the way, when they had caught up with the others, Cara asked, "Where's Andr*? "Everyone groaned. "I don't know," Melissa started, "Or really care. "Finished Mat. When everyone got to the courts, they all gasped. "What is it?" Sibyl asked, "I don't know" Was the only answer she could get. Cara was the first to notice someone coming. She stared, drooling uncontrollably. Kal waved his hand in front of her face,Ê "Stop fantasizing!" He growled. Andrew took one look at the large ring shapedthing, and then did the toughest thing he could think of. He threw his shoe at it. "What good will that do? "Mat asked. "Oh, I thought it was like something I saw while playing 'creatures'. Who found it?" "Cara." Andrew gave a disgusted groan and turned away. "Do YOU know what it is?" Alix asked. Andrew shrugged where there should have been shoulders. "By the looks of it," He started, talking in a scientific voice, "It seemed to be some kind of gate...to the stars! I call it: Gate to the Stars!" "How about just 'Stargate'?" Mat asked. "Oh...uh, yes, well, I guess that would do. Seems a little 'childish' to me." He muttered, putting that self-contentious smirk on his lips. "How do we turn it on?" Melissa asked. "Why, do you want to go and find Silverchair through it?" Kal asked "Shut up Kal" she groaned. Alix and Michelle found some kind of control panel sitting a few meters out from it, with numerous awkward looking runes on what looked like buttons. "Maybe this works it." She said. "One thing," Melissa asked, "how come this was never here before?" "Oh, that's easy, this is where the guys normally play cricket, that's why we never saw it. "Andrew said, scratching where his arse should have been. Everyone knew that of course people would have noticed this startling hunk of circular metal before, and they all looked skywards, and then back to the strange edifice that they were currently presented with. Andrew walked over and took a look at the control panel looking thing, and tentatively touched it. "Well I'm not dead yet," he said without a smile (a small 'damn!' was heard in the background), and moved his hand to one of the buttons. He applied as much pressure as he could, which of course wasn't all that much, and by that time others had come closer. "Here." Said Mat, and he lightly placed his fingertips on a nearby button, with a rune on it that looked obscenely like an abstract chicken, and suddenly it a jolting clang sounded and the chickenly symbol lit up. Then the Stargate began to groan, and everyone could feel the power in the downball court. Andrew, recovering from his shock quicker than anyone else, slammed his fist down on his button as hard as he could and suddenly that lit up too. Michelle burst through and shouted. "What's going on!???" And she stumbled and pressed another 3 symbols. By now the Stargate had spun its ring around to a point on the main gate (there were visibly 7 of them) and there was a sudden movement at the first point, when the same chicken symbol pressed by Mat passed beneath it. Then it continued to spin briskly in the other direction and moved Andrew's symbol, to the second point, and then that was 'locked in'. "It?s like one of those old Telephones, you know how they dial!" Said Sibyl in amazement. "So it is dialing something?" Said Kal. "What is it dialing?" Said Cara. Alix counted all the points on the gate. She then randomly pressed another 2 buttons. Before long a truly fascinating, and freaky thing happened. When the same symbols that were glowing on the controller were locked into the rings seven points, a loud roaring sound could be heard and, beginning at the edges, and happening very quickly, a blue liquid like light emerged, and filled the area in the ring. A large protuberance of the stuff flew out at them, and everyone cowered and put their hands up to their face, and Andrew wet himself. It quickly leveled out again, well, leveled out on the horizontal, and all that could be seen was a rippling wall of the non-transparent water like substance. At first they all looked at it, not knowing what to say, then Lisa summed it up, "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" Cara looked over to Andrew and noticed the wet patch on his pants, at first she was quite turned off by this, but it soon passed, unfortunately. The others looked over also, but said nothing, too polite to pay him out. Except for Kal "ha ha ha aha haahh hahahahahahah!" Kal started laughing, making his whole short body rock slightly "No time for being stupid, we've gotta find out what this thing does." Andrew said, back to his self-righteous self. He looked at it, wondering if he could somehow relate it to one of his past experiences and go on about it, consequently pissing everyone else off in a bad way. "When I lived in Fiji there were these people who had afros and..."He started. "I think we should try and touch it or something." Alistair said over Andrew's annoying drivel. "We need to throw something at it or someone...not me." Everyone looked at Andrew. "Hmm? "He said, not sure why everyone was looking at him. "Andrew, go in there.? Sibyl said. "W-why?" "Because there's wine in there." Mat lied. "Wine!!!!!!!! yipeeeeeee!!!!!!" Andrew skipped up to the stargate, took a cautious glance back then, holding his breath, stepped through. Then there was quiet. "No!!!!!!!!!!" Cara cried, "He's gone!!!!!!!!!" "Oh shut up Cara, get over it." Kal said . "Yes," Continued Mat," there's is no proof he's dead, we didn't hear any girlish scream, he's probably safe and well." Everyone looked at the stargate a little longer and wondered what to do next. What if it turned off and they never saw Andrew again? They didn't want THAT kind of criminal record yet. They all stood there, wondering who would go through. All the other geeks were very wary now. But Kal thought that this was just too good an opportunity to pass up. So he walked over to the gate, and touched the surface with his fingertips, and then plunged his arm right in, and then he was quickly sucked through. Next Cara walked up, quickly followed by Mat, Melissa and Sibyl. They all stood before the gate, and looking at each other, held their breath (which of course was not necessary) and stepped through. A whoosh noise followed, and all four of them felt as though every molecule in their bodies has been separated, and were being sucked through. It was quite an unnerving experience. Then your whole consciousness was sucked through on a star scoped roller coaster ride. Between two bands of energy they were thrown, and at one time, as it seemed they were gathering even more speed, billions of stars moved and gathered, and then they burst through them. Eventually, after about 30 seconds, they emerged the other side. On the ground was Andrew, and Kal was off to the side vomiting. Right at the end it felt as though all the intermingled molecules of Sibyl, Cara, Melissa and Mat sorted themselves into people again, which is actually what happened. It was all quite nauseating. Mat thought that they would still be in the downball area, and stepped down off the pedestal that the ring was on and stood shocked to see that all that was there was a blank wall. Actually, he noticed now, they were in a completely different place. There was an open door at the front of whatever building they were in. He walked back around and said, "Are we dead?" Next thing we found was that Alix came rushing through the water looking stuff and then sat down, shocked. "It must be like a portal or something," Mat said. "They have them in Fantasy books that I have read. I have gotta get back through and tell the others!" And just as he stepped up onto the platform and walked to step through, suddenly the blue stuff dissipated and quickly disappeared. He could see the back wall of the room they were in.Ê "Oh Shit." Said Andrew, who had gotten up, and who had read the same books. "Maybe if they press the same buttons that we pressed the first time in the same order, it would dial again!" Said Kal hopefully. "Well did any of us remember?" Said Alix." I certainly don't!" "Oh dear" Said Andrew. "I think we should go through the door, check this place out a bit. "Cara said "but there could be paedophiles, or cannibals, or paedophilic cannibals! "Andrew shrieked. "Paedophiles and cannibals and Andrew, oh my! "Paedophiles and cannibals and Andrew, oh my! "Cara said sang. Andrew looked at her with hate. They all just stood there, not quite believing what was going on. MEANWHILE, AT SCHOOL... "Where are they? "Michelle asked. "I don't know, I hope Andrew's okay." Lisa said with a worried look on her face The bell went and all the remaining downies went back to class, they didn't know how they would explain it if the teachers asked where they were. MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE OTHER WORLD... "I wonder just where we are?" Kal asked the air. "I'm scared," Andrew said, "hold me, Kal." "No!" Kal spat back. He walked over to the door, partly to get away from Andrew. He peered out. "Hey, wow, check this out!" Everybody walked over to the door. Outside there were people who looked really strange, no one could tell what was wrong with them at first but then Alix worked it out. "They have no shoulders!Ó. She was right the people looked...well, they looked like Andrew without his blazer. Kal Mat and Sibyl started laughing, Alix Cara and Melissa just stared. The people looked pretty human, there were men , women, even little shoulder less children. They wore robe like clothes that sort of hung off them due to their lack of shoulders. Everyone walked outside and looked around some more. They were in some kind of city, but the buildings looked more advanced than on earth. A group of the people walked up to the downballers. "Quick, check if they have shoulders or not!" One yelled to the others. They grabbed at Andrew first and ripped his shirt. "Oh look what you've done, it will take me just ages to sew that hole up!Ó He yelled at the aliens. "look, he has no shoulders like us!Ó One yelled excitedly. "I do too have shoulders, they just aren't...defined. And I have a 'great chest' to make up for it!" "Shut up Andrew, you could save us if you go along with it!" Kal whispered loudly. Andrew looked at the rip in his shirt and tried to cover it up. Because he had no shoulders it kept slipping down though. "Our saviours!" They all kneeled and started worshiping him. "hmmmmm, I like this world.Ó Andrew smiled evilly. One of the aliens looked at the rest of the downies. "But what is he doing with these people, they look so disgusting with their huge broad shoulders." Andrew looked around to the others . For a second he felt an once of compassion but then he thought, 'nah'. "oh, those losers, kill them." The others all gasped in disbelief. How could he be so evil? they took Andrew away to a large building and the rest to a prison like area. "I can't believe he would do this , I really can't" Alix said, sitting in the corner of the damp dark cell. "I can." Cara said. She looked out through the cell and down a corridor.Ó when I get out I'm really gonna kill him!Ó she said. "No you arenÕt.Ó Melissa said, then added, "I wish Daniel was here." "God Melissa, Silverchair suck, why wont you get that through your thick skull." "Shut up, Kal." Everyone said simultaneously. "I wonder if they're missing us back on Earth. "Cara said. "How do you know we're not on earth, we could be forward in time or in a different dimension. "Sibyl said. "Look out that window. "Cara said. Sibyl climbed up on a bunk bed and stared though the little grime covered window. "I don't see anything strange, 'cept the people of course but..." "No, look UP." Sibyl looked into the sky. "Whoa, there's two suns!" "Really, let me see." Said Mat. Everyone took a turn at looking out the window. "How can the gravity work though?" Alix asked. "I don't know, but it must." Cara said.Ó I wonder what Andrew is doing?" In a large building a little way off the natives were taking in their new leaders wisdom. He was sitting up on a throne of some description, and trying to impress his followers. He took something small and golden out of his pocket. "What is that, oh mighty one?" "Behold, my Dictaphone!" Everyone gasped in amazement. "oh most shoulder less, what does it do?" He pressed a button and held the little tape recorder into the silence. A muffled 'oh most shoulderless, what does it do' could be heard faintly. "This is truly a miracle!!!" He then sped it up and played it again. Some of the people gasped others fainted. "Quick, bring out the women!Ó One of the people yelled. "What women?" "You areÊa god, so we want your greatness to be bred." Some good-looking bikini clad women walked out; they were almost normal, except for having no shoulders. Andrew grinned. He would have preferred men, but this would still be good. All the while the others were still cooped up in their cell. A skinny looking guard, trying to act gruff, ordered them come with him, to the trial that as apparently adjourning. They were pushed along, and then, Kal, in one of his most daring moments, tried to do what they do in Quake and Star wars and, forgetting all reality as usual attacked the guard with an imaginary light sabre. He screamed: 'I don't have quad damage, but this will have to do!' The others just stood there, dopey eyed staring at him, with arms drooping by their sides, as they watched Kal make whooshing noises in the thin corridor, in the general direction of the shoulderless creature. It had the most plain faced of all, and he pulled out a stout ray gun and blasted him. Kal de-materialized in seconds. 'Sorry', Said the Alien, 'It was just embarrassing me - the way he was acting, I just had to put him out of his misery'. Everyone shook their heads and continued. Meanwhile Andrew was back with the beautiful women, wondering what to do. They all sat around him, trying unsuccessfully to turn him on. "Uh, I have something to tell you, "He said, rubbing his palms nervously. "IÕm, gay." One of the women looked at him. "Well, we're all very happy here." "NO, no you don't understand, I'm a homosexual." "Ho-mo-sec-tu-al? What does this word mean?" Andrew gulped. "Uh, poof? Faggot? Fairy, fudge packer, arse fuckerÉ punse???? c'mon, you have to know!!!!" They all shook their heads. He started screaming and ran from his seated position through the silken doors. He figured that if homosexuals didnÕt exist on this world there wouldnÕt be any willing shoulder less men to share his lovinÕ with. He found himself in the outer room, but it seemed to be set up like a court, and his ex-friends were on trial.Ê ÒAnd straight after this trial you will be sent straight to the other side of the palace to have your shoulders amputated.Ó Said the Judge. ÊAnd slam went the Judges fist!Ê After taking quick assessment of the room, he bolted for the door. Then a great confusion erupted in the court, because the shoulders less people were all wondering what they had done to displease their latest God. They all chased after him out the door.Ê In the confusion the others managed to escape, and ran for the door with the heaving masses of people that were leaving the room.Ê When they got outside they could see Andrew some distance ahead racing for the Stargate.Ê He started dialling, slamming randomly on the symbols with his fist. By the time they got to the gate it had opened, and all the people were around it on their knees praying that he not leave them. ÊAndrew didnÕt look back and jumped through the wormhole. ÊThe others followed and Mat was last to go through. He took one last look back at the ridiculous looking, shoulder less people, the twin suns and the structures in which the people lived. ÊHe turned then and stepped through the gateÉ ÊThere was the nauseating rushing roller coaster ride again, and they emerged on a galaxy, far far away. ÊJust as the gate was about to close, another body came crashing though, to end up sprawled on the pavement. It was Kal. He had been reformed from the blasterÕs memory just at the last moments of their escape. He said in the time when he had been de-materialized, he had been living his dreams, which were bloody and gory video games in bizarre environments. He was quite torn. ÊThey all expected to find themselves in the safe confines of the downball court, delivered safe and sound back to earth. But they were wrongÉ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Next, on SchoolGate, the motley group of teenagers find themselves on EverythingÕs a Monologue WorldÉ Coming soon! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Disclaimer (Of sorts): We would like to say that we meant by this piece of literature not to make anyone feel bad, in other words please don't take this personally. If you think it might hurt you please don't read it! Also, we acknowledge that Stargate has all rights reserved for whatever movie company that originally did it, but we don't think that copyright stuff will be a problem because the only please visiting here will be friends! This page was uploaded around the 2/11/1999 Ê [Image] [Image] [1] "I'm pretty sure I broke my face..." Looks fine to me, darl. woo! He's not some non-drinking wuss after all! *gets out some turps and chugs it* what, you don't think any *real* alcohol would last around here long, do you? Speaking of piss ups I'm hoping to forget my name, how to talk and possibly how to walk on thursday night/ friday morning. It's been so long since I've heaved everywhere and had a near death experience (me a few year back at an xmas party "I have died tonigh, and this is my new life, I have seen the light, this is my new life" No, I wasn't a born again christian, I just was so pissed that I had gone into a daze for some time and mistaken it as death and rebirth. Fun times) Do I invite the kalstwer this thrusday or not? Kal, if you're reading this, please tell me the answreedersertsd now please? Funny msn bits with the andrew howardo monsutta... muskawo wasabiklan.com says: yeah! muskawo wasabiklan.com says: wooO! How Wude! says: yeah!! muskawo wasabiklan.com says: wooo! How Wude! says: YeAh! muskawo wasabiklan.com says: wooooooooo! How Wude! says: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh! How Wude! says: Wooo How Wude! says: :P muskawo wasabiklan.com says: woooyeah! How Wude! says: shit.. How Wude! says: that's gold ****** How Wude! says: yes? muskawo wasabiklan.com says: yes How Wude! says: yes? muskawo wasabiklan.com says: yes How Wude! says: hehe muskawo wasabiklan.com says: LOl muskawo wasabiklan.com says: OMG LOL! muskawo wasabiklan.com says: hehe How Wude! says: OMG OMG OMG LOL!! 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Hey I got the OSX version of Eliza muskawo wasabiklan.com says: I kniw muskawo wasabiklan.com says: it's cos he's a dick VanderSchmidt says: lucky Paul muskawo wasabiklan.com says: he was dissing one of my best friends the other day muskawo wasabiklan.com says: really? cool VanderSchmidt says: Dan? VanderSchmidt says: it's sooo funny VanderSchmidt says: Eliza admited she was fake VanderSchmidt says: and then accused me of having a drinking problem muskawo wasabiklan.com says: LOL muskawo wasabiklan.com says: not my other friend katie VanderSchmidt says: I'll post the transcript somewhere for you to peruse muskawo wasabiklan.com says: cool muskawo wasabiklan.com says: I'll put it on my blog VanderSchmidt says: oh ok VanderSchmidt says: Why did he pay her out? VanderSchmidt says: hehe VanderSchmidt says: I'l make it a weekly session if you want VanderSchmidt says: do you like me Nickname? muskawo wasabiklan.com says: um... yeah I guess muskawo wasabiklan.com says: he paid her out cuase he reckons she copied his idea muskawo wasabiklan.com says: but his was shit muskawo wasabiklan.com says: and she didn'tever know about it anyway VanderSchmidt says: it's my new favouit name: GESHTUMP VON VANDERSCHIMDT VanderSchmidt says: Is that really a reason to pay someone out though muskawo wasabiklan.com says: LOL VanderSchmidt says: I think he's quite simply a naff geelong boy with nothing to do than find people faults and publicly expose them muskawo wasabiklan.com says: LOL VanderSchmidt says: and buy faggy things too muskawo wasabiklan.com says: he never says anythign to people's faces, either muskawo wasabiklan.com says: it's funny muskawo wasabiklan.com says: he has become more of a bitch now that he doesn;'t hang out with the jocks VanderSchmidt says: he's weak then muskawo wasabiklan.com says: he talks to the girls and gives peopel greasys VanderSchmidt says: what he needs is a good fuck up the arse muskawo wasabiklan.com says: like a girl muskawo wasabiklan.com says: LOL VanderSchmidt says: FAG muskawo wasabiklan.com says: yeah, he must be gay deep down VanderSchmidt says: say it with me, just like JAG but with and "F" VanderSchmidt says: F.A.G muskawo wasabiklan.com says: but I feel sorry for gay people that they will one day have that thign around them VanderSchmidt says: no, not FJAG ***** Heeehhe OMG LOL! Um, I'm getting my hair cut this week probably, burt I'm scared it will show off my bald spot. The story of how I got it is pretty sexy (I was a teenage rebel hanging out in a beach beach town one summer, it was one of my best friend's birthday's. Tony Hawks (This was the original , oooh, *retro*) was getting a little stale so we decided to go get a video of cetain children getting pissed for the first time,just for a laugh, but did we walk, oh no, we had to take the long board (Kal was making up for his shortness with an extra long skateboard) and I had to get on it liek the unco I ma and then proceed to get off it, decidingnto to land on my feet, but my nog. Good one, shithead) but the actual mark it left isn't. Damn. Actually the story isn't even that sexy, but it made lots of guys talk to me at the time. And a cute guy carried me home. YAy. Actually, I want to tell a story about that video. Andrew and Mel got pissed and mat taped it, but Andrew was being so harsh to Mat the entire time, even though they used to be best friends. Mat said stuff back, but you can't hear it on the video. Fuggin winos. I didn't get to watch it till the week after when mat came over because I had to leave his party early because of my brain spewing from my head (Hence my now lacking of brains). His mum went mental about that. it's pretty funny now. We were little 15 and 16 year olds. Actually we "recorded" for the first time back then. Mat pretended to be a pro skater on the video and he's taking about all the tricks he can pull. it's so funny. We were so little. ****** I just found soem stuff from my old old website that isn't up anymore... [Image] Keep Bai bai alive! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Okay, I'd just like to say firstly, that Bai Bai is a word that we all know and love, and I have no problem with that, but when I go into yahoo chat and see complete strangers using it, i do feel a little hurt. Maybe this page will open up to you just how important the word bai repeated once is to our society. Bai bai. Two simple three letter words I discovered on a letter a girl from Japan sent my sister. That's where it began, if there is really a place. But back then, I wasn't using it as a common greeting as I do now, I just thought it was wacky and cool. In a two-second-awe kind of way. Nothing more than a silent smirk for a moment of half-arsed amusement. It never came into my head for a long time, maybe even a few years, but when it did, it was in the form of a mis-spelt form of the now famous goodbye. It was on the end of an email from Mat, and it was spelt "bay bay". This started my mind really pumping. These words had enormous potential. With the quick re-spelling into "bai bai" an new phenomonon was born. It was no time at all before I was noticing Bai Bai on the end of every letter and yelling it across the school yard. It evolved from not only a word for saying goodbye, but a word for hello, go away, ending conversations and so on. Soon even my parents were saying it, it was really quite amazing. To think a few months before, I would have found it absurd to scream BAI BAI across a half-full bus. I guess that's why bai bai is so important to me. And why I don't want to see it abused. Bai bai is a word that needs to be respected, and also a word that needs a lot of understanding before it can be used with real heart. You have to become an expert before knowing exactly when bai bai should be written in capitals or not. And it takes even more to be able to decipher just the right moment to add it into an otherwise serious conversation. For example, before I say bai bai to someone for the first time, I must always recognise a few factors. Peer group, age and background are all pieces of vital infomation I need to take in before saying those words. And back to how to write it, as I said before. Signing off a letter with BAI BAI rather than bai bai, can look extremely extroverted and rude to the unsuspecting reader, but at the same time, wirtting bai bai, rather than BAI BAI! can sometiems leave the reader feeling like there should be something more, like the letter is somewhat dull and flat. It takes long hours of painful practice and persistence, but in the end, it is worth it. That's why I wanted to start the Bai bai awareness online program. I want people to just sit back and think next time they use the words, so they will really understand what an impact they can have. Hearing bai bai used in the worng way can be like hearing swearing to a bai bai expert. Whn saying bai bai, people need to remember not to sound like a American speaking french. The key is confidence, but not too much confidence. Always remember that, and you should be fine. Please help me spread the words, or words. If you have a website, please put this banner up to show your support. And write to me with your feelings of experiences with the word. Have fun, and remember, BAI BAI! ^_^ BBBBBB A IIIIIIIIIII B B A A II B B A A II BBBBB A AAAAA II B B A A II B B A A II BBBBBB A A IIIIIIIIIII BBBBBB A IIIIIIIIIII B B A A II B B A A II BBBBB A AAAAA II B B A A II B B A A II BBBBBB A A IIIIIIIIIII [Image] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Saturday, October 25, 2003
this is soo soo scary. I think reading just one line of this blog made me dumber! These are the boots one of my friends is getting: 
They Kinda scare me, but otherwise they are pretty cool. Wasabi klan This Is My and Dougs' new webpage. It has a forum. wooo I also have a new email adress, which is: cara@wasabiklan.com yay Saturday, October 11, 2003
Lame sign of punk rock getting even crapper of the week : Pink is going out with Lars and apparently Tim wrote a whole bunch of songs for her new album. I don't hate pink but.... rancid have so become typical pop stars, I don't really like their new (ish) song, either, it sounds way too poppy. And you can so tell pink is only going out with Lars for street cred (even though Lars looks like he'd be a really nice guy...he also looks about 40) Fucktard(s) of the week : GC I hate them so much and now hate them even more that they paid out dashboard at a show. Gee boys, how punk of you. You can dress punk, hang out with punks and get tattoos but as long as your songs are all shitty boy band style songs you will never be punk. God, If I was their father I would have left them too, gits. Song of the week: what we do on Christmas by Atom and his package. It's such a funny song and you have to get it any way you can, I'm listening to it right now, I especially like the disclaimer at the end. Song you'll be hearing on the radio any time soon: feeling this by Blink 182 hmmmmm, yay, they still suck, it's nice to know these things. Thissong reminds me of some other band but I can't think of who. God I laughed my arse off at this article, it's so funny! And here's a good one for any graphic designery people reading. and another. This one is really funny. Sunday, October 05, 2003
This is not Normal No offense to the person who wrote this, but they should seriously be shot or at least beaten into submission. I can't actually even read this fic properly, I just look at parts of it and gag. People who know me know I tend to love reading fanfic, and it doesn;t matter if it's het or slash if it's written well. But writing fan fic about REAL PEOPLE is damn freaky. I don't want to read about the Bright Eyes dude fucking chris, does that make me odd? "I have a side project that’s just me and it’s songs about spaceships. The band’s called the Sensational Four. I find it really funny because it’s just me" God, this inteview makes me think of Mat! And Chris is a mac user! Just when I thought he couldn't get any sexier! Saturday, October 04, 2003
Things of the week...Brought to you by Micky Dee's Blowup of the week goes to Chris Carrabba for this wonderful outburst, as told by someone on the DC forums: Re: Re: salem show! (Sunday 11:46 pm) at a break in the 1st song, chris said something like "c'mon man, don't just stand there and give me the finger the whole show.." they went back into the song, but chris stopped on his own a minute later, and the rest of the band finally noticed and stopped playing.. chris then told the guy that if he had a problem, he could come onstage.. chris offered the guy the mic, and said the crowd would part ways for him.. i'm not sure of the guys response, but chris asked him if he was too much of a "f*ckin' p*ssey" to come up, and called him (deservedly) an *sshole.. then he said something like "get this guy out of here, get him his money back", then he appologized, then they played on.. he appologized a second time a few songs later.. Ouch, he's really got a potty mouth I'd usually expect to hear from Mr Durst, or Mr Mathers! Word is Chris is soon to be releasing a side project ep of hip hop songs, entitiled: "Don't touch my ho's or I'll fucking cap yo wit my glock, biatch" with such soon-to-be hits as... "Carry this piece for luck" "This bitter Ill" "booty calls" and the timeless "The sharp hint of my boot in yo' fucking ass, fool" Here's some examples of lyrics... "On the way home this bentley hears my confessions i think tonight I'll take the long way in this ghetto the boys outside are fighting over whos got the baggiest clothes" Fucktard of the week Goes to Justin "I'm loving it" Timberlake... Is this ad meant to make you think that if you eat McDonalds you'll become cool and get to go out with Britney for awhile until she dumps you and you suddenly decide you're black and cry about your dogs on a bad cable tv show?? McDonalds makes you fat and stupid. Nothing else. ...And also to the Ataris. SO you signed to a major so more people would hear you make shitty cover songs? You're not kidding anyone guys, you did it for the bling bling and we all know it. But just one question, does the radio still suck, or are you okay with it now it plays your aural fecal matter? (even my dad thinks these guys sold out, and he usually thinks I'm a music snob) Funny coincedence of the week (but not really a coincidence.) The Distillers are touring with QOTSA. Wow, I bet a blind man behind a brick wall on a foggy night still saw that one coming. Maybe Brodie and that lead singer from QOTSA will fuck on stage while burning Rancid merchandise? Really Brodie, it's not cool, Courtney did the whole "social climbing by fucking rock stars to gain attention you talent bankrupt music would never get you otherwise" thing years ago, and she did drugs too! Makes me embarresed to think how close I live to "a tropical London". Magazine i still hate this week : Rolling stone Seriously, do the editors of this mag really believe anyone besides 14 year olds pay attention to this waste of paper? Hurry up and put "teen" at the start of your title and get it over with. Best song I downloaded this week : I fell asleep on my arm by the aquabats I loved this song the first time I heard it on Mondo Bizzaro. It still cracks me up. Well thats all for this week Friday, October 03, 2003
Chris' mix tape heh heh. Justin Timberlake. Ugh. Did Chirs go to the VMA's?? If he did id he do the standing ovation with justin when he did one with himself? Ah well, he likes the music, not the person, neccesarily, at least. He likes heaps of really good songs though. It's so true about ten minutes, its such a hyping up song. And the future freask me out is one of my favourite favourite songs right now. Luv it! There was a silverchair concert on the tv this morning. Fat boy-yee! You've gotta say it like that. It's weird to think that you like somwehting so much for so long, and then y ou just get over it, like that. I think it's because Daniel Johns is just way too pretentious for me these days. He seems to have little touch with reality, and I think that music loses its meaning in those circumstances. LOL, I am reading a debate they're having on the dashboard forums about if Chris is reffering to sex when he talks about "getting some". Allie and I have this discussion quite a lot. I used to think it didn't mean it, but now I think it does. I now really really do have every single dashboard cd. I got the drowning ep and the so impossible ep at missing link. My collection is complete! For now... I had a really sexy piture to put up, but the place that hosts all my pics is down at the moment, so I'll put it up asap. I'll give you a few hints, though, chris in a wife-beater... |
